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dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.
Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.
by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012
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toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.
Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.
by The food authority December 1, 2013
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toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.
Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007
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toaster

In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.
"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
by NoPseudonymFound October 22, 2013
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toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
by jaydog7 October 23, 2012
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Toasterness

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
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Toasted Raccoon

A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"

"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
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