afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009

thadstatus

A tag one adds at the end of a sentence and/or paragraph when describing an action that is of significantly high status. Originated by Thaddeus Peuterschmidt aka the fastest growing Youtube gaming channel of all time, the thadstatus phrase spread through Youtube and Twitter and went viral within hours of Thaddeus saying it.

Just had a threesome with some Victoria's Secret models in the back of my Rolls Royce #thadstatus

by lolitsthad August 23, 2011

toadie

A side kick, a tag-a-long, one who is sent to do the dirty work.

Vito was dissapointed when Vinnie didn't make good on his his wager; so, he sent a couple of his toadies out to break his shins.

by Cara Marie November 10, 2006

toast game

A game played where a group of guy is around a toast and have to jack off to cum on the toast. Then the last one to jizz on the piece of bread has to eat it.

We played the toast game last night, thank god I didn't have to eat that semen covered toast.

by blumpkin666 April 4, 2011

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'

Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent

by Bone Apple Tea August 30, 2016

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

by Treecko666 March 29, 2016

Litost [Lee' - toast]

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

by B. McDoc September 6, 2005