Piddly Winks

Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.

Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"

Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"

by B0ttinat0r July 15, 2009

Brown wink

The salacious look given by a dirty strumpet indicating that one is welcome to plunge one's eager, straining member deep within her pulsing anus.

Edwina, after years of secretly longing for someone to bash her backdoors in, finally plucked up the courage to slip Harold the brown wink and readied her botty for a bruising.

by Duncolini April 24, 2008

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

wink

A person from 99k and Love, Wink.

Wink just smashed my balls.

by ?? October 12, 2003

Leak Wink

Whilst going for a piss, making direct eye contact with another person, and winking at them.

"Did you just leak wink at me?"

by LeakWink August 26, 2013

winking starfish

A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.

wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR

by Denzil Dexter (Sapper) May 23, 2012

Volkswagen Wink

Early 2010s model Volkswagen cars with one daylight running light out. Has to be changed at least once every 2 months.

“That Jetta has the Volkswagen wink.”

“Oh another Volkswagen wink”

by Sams club dictionary August 9, 2021