tits

protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur

by Adam August 10, 2004

tits

two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.

by Soultronics September 11, 2003

tits

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 10, 2005

tits

An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.

Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"

Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"

by Ezekiel Calhoun November 28, 2010

as tits

A suffix used to add emphasis to something, it can related to absolutely any situation.

Zach: "you did you see that bitch?"
Keegan: "yeah man she was hot as tits"

Jesse: "that bitch i ate out last night was fishy as tits"

by Biggz89 June 27, 2008

tits

tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

by JoyThief January 26, 2007

The Tits

A description of somthing you show great liking to, or greatly apreciate...

Somewhat of a new way of saying ,"The Shit/ The Shiznit," but not as overrated and annoying as the two.

"Oh my god; That cat just got ran over by that semi-truck! That was the tits!"

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 26, 2005