Crap-tinted Glasses

An idiom for pessimism. In other words, the opposite of rose-tinted glasses.

Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.

by flashadams May 24, 2010

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Twisted Tea

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.

Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.

by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010

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twisted sister

A "ulta awesome" rockband from the 80s. Known for the phrase, "I WANNA ROCK."

Twisted sister is super awesome!

by Society of American Definitions July 12, 2003

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twisted nutsack

A type of re-rack in pong with 2 cups left. 2 cups are placed back to back in a straight line.

"Yo let me get a twisted nutsack."

"Alright twist it."

by Justakidlivinthedream October 21, 2010

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Tinted Windows

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

by Scalcar April 25, 2009

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titted

Having huge, firm tits.

Titted milf rides the d-train.

by Sam Machi April 14, 2008

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This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

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