love tissue

Term used to describe a used condom

Jimmy dared Carissa to swallow the contents of his love tissue

by Darth vagflaps fondletoddler December 8, 2013

Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.

“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”

by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

Dirty tissue bowl

Dirty tissue bowl: Cumming in a girl's pussy, and wiping out her pussy with a tissue then putting it in her butthole and finally eating the tissue of her butt.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue bowl last night and I've been burping up wads of cumshit tissue ever since.

by Milkypooop November 17, 2020

Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant

Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.

Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".

by saavy chimp March 25, 2022

Scar Tissue

An Excellent song written by Anthony Kiedis and performed by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the greatest band ever to grace the Earth. It is also the name of Anthony Kiedis' autobiography. It was published in 2004. It told the story of Kiedis' youth and the success of the band as well as he and his friends struggles with drug and alcohol addiction.

Push me up against the wall
young kentucky girl in a push up bra

--Scar Tissue

by RHCP FOR LIFE August 15, 2008

broke tissue

break tissue The act of wiping your butt with such force that you break the toilet paper and accidentally swipe your fingers across your anus causing fecal matter to get on your fingers or under your fingernails

Ooh dude, get your hand out of my face you smell like you broke tissue.

I went to scratch my nose and realized I'd broke tissue.

by Derrick Greene August 25, 2007