Problem Solver

A gun, usually a revolver. Used by rappers.

"I got a problem solver, and it's name is revolver" - Dr. Dre

by Incognito Dude October 11, 2012

Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”

Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.

by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023

pickle problem

when people do not like pickles. it is not a personal problem, it is a pickle problem. like what is wrong with you!

joe: “i hate pickles!”
kyle: “sounds like a pickle problem to me tbh joe”
joe: “well kyle, fuck you”

kyle: “again a pickle problem.”

by 🍆🤮🤤 April 23, 2021

Intermittent problems

A term often used in IT, Warranty repairs or Electronic repair in which a device such as a graphics card, gives faults at irregular intervals. A lazy fuck then refuses to fully test the device and then just defines the fault as "Intermittent problems", letting someone else, usually the manufacturer, resolve the problem.

Tech1:"this client says it randomly shuts down"
Tech2:"well i feel like being a lazy fuck today. mark as faulty with Intermittent problems and return to the supplier"
Tech3:"lol"

by RadRyu April 28, 2021

Lelo-Problem

It’s the problem you have when everything you think is linked to something fucked up.

He likes kids a little too much. He has such a Lelo-Problem

by leftoversandwich March 8, 2022

nothing problem

A nothing problem is an issue that is in fact, not an issue.

Person 1: YO I just got 3k downvotes on reddit, I'm so angry, I'm gonna cry!
Person 2: Bro that's a nothing problem, you haven't paid your rent in a month, better worry about that dumbass!

by drahnoel May 17, 2023

Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014