Emu

a retarded bird

Pan Potmak beat the shit out of a emu

by zbohem lasko du se vybourat September 19, 2021

Emu

1. A large, flightless Australian bird that is similar to an ostrich.

2. A reference to an emo or gothic individual

1. "Wow I saw the biggest emu at the zoo today!", says Mark. "I hope it fucking pecks your eyes out", replies Sally.
2. "Gross, my school is just filled with emu fags" exclaimed Dan. "Probably cutting themselves to Blood on the Dance Floor right now" , Zach said disgusted.

by Sam Haynes September 1, 2016

Emu

The most efficient acronym for “email you” thus further propagating my laziness in typing.

She texts: What time do we land in St. Croix?
Me: Don’t know. I’ll emu my-tinerary.

by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020

Emu

Can be used interchangeably for calling someone a pedophile.

This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".

User A: "Damn, she's hot af."
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."

Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.

by elGatoPacun September 19, 2025

emu

a ostrich-like bird that runs fast but can't fly

emus are found in australia

by the random. February 1, 2022

dead emu

a bedraggled or miserable looking mass

"Ben, you are such a dead emu today!"

by Accountsarecool526 December 14, 2019

EMU

Its a stick you set on fire, and shove it in someone's ass

Person 1: aww that guy was such a little piece of shit
Person 2: should've gave him the EMU
Person 1: yea I really should've

by catnip4343 July 28, 2025