daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.

Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.

by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018

Pythagorean Diet

When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey, seafood, egg and diary, fish, and meat—named after Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.

Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.

by MathPlus March 4, 2021

Stripper's Diet

Cocaine and water.

Candy asks Tabitha how to lose a few pounds. She slyly recommends the Stripper's Diet: cocaine and water, that's all it takes.

by LisaNoah March 31, 2011

Diet Water

A clear alcoholic drink in a water bottle, esp. vodka.

Hey this isn't water! It must be diet water.

by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch October 4, 2009

Paleo Diet

A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The Paleo Diet helped Mr Jones lose 30lbs

by Will @ BrinkZone December 30, 2014

Coke Diet

Instead of ppl using Diet Coke 2 loose weight,calories or wat ever dey use it 4. They use COCAINE to loose weight.

my gf gave up diet coke 4 coke diet

by GMEDI193 November 12, 2010

Gamer Diet

How some gamers stay thin.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.

dude did you hear jake lost 15 pounds last week on the gamer diet!

by that guy that games December 24, 2010