wal mart

where broke fat men go to buy their clothes when they aint got a job or a low payin job and they need to shop at wal mart cause they broke ass niggas

where cheap dudes go to get their girls presents when they aint got no damn job or is broke

dang did you see his new shirt , it cheesy as hell , he got it at wal mart, poor broke nigga

by boogie February 23, 2005

Wal-Mart

The devil.

Me: "Let's go to Wal-Mart!"

My friend Britney: "Wal-Mart is the devil. It's a monopoly."

by Lorry The Best December 24, 2008

Wal-Ocaust

The End of All things. This will be caused by the evil enity that is Wal-Mart

RUN IT"S THE WAL-OCAUST

by hellz yeah bitches February 2, 2009

Wal-safari

To actively hunt out the "wildlife" at your local Wal-Mart, arming yourself with only a functional camera phone, and then posting the trophies on Peopleofwalmart.com for the whole world to behold!

I caught this fat chick in short shorts on my phone while on Wal-safari yesterday

by Sy L October 2, 2009

wal-tard

1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!

by Irate Consumer December 29, 2006

wal-mullet

Wal-Mart see also wally world

Hey, let's go to the Wal-Mullet and get some bullets and guns like all the cool rednecks do.

by Coca January 1, 2004

wal-mart

The place where people who don't wear bra's and don't have teeth go to get supplies for the winter (and ammo for the summer)

Guy 1:Dude that guy doesn't have any teeth.

guy 2:Yeah well the ...girls tits are on the floor ....ten feet behind her .

guy 1 :hope the cashier is fast ...

guy 2: not if she works at wal-mart.

by Matthew Reed- Hansen May 13, 2008