monkey tennis

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

by SimonBr May 5, 2007

Tennis shoes

Shoes for tennis.

Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...

by Evil October 18, 2003

gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

falcon tennis

Champions of the 2018 NHIAA tennis league

Falcon tennis just brought home the ship

by Dust buster 1 May 28, 2017

Tongue tennis

Another word for making out or
French kissing

Me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night!

by AbsurdFangirl June 27, 2016

tennis stick

Lingo made popular by The Simpsons - more commonly referred to as a racquet.

Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?

Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.

Player 1: Idiot.

by Bourkey July 6, 2008

street tennis

a game in which the fresh (ghetto) kids at the Academies@Englewood partake on Thursday afternoons

Nathania: So what are you guys doing later?
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.

by ShutUpLAURA October 20, 2009