make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

split to the white meat

1. Busted in da head

2. Drunk off yo ass

Boy, if you don't stop makin that noise, you gon get split to the white meat!

I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.

by muffinman sharah August 21, 2008

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.

Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.

by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021