sneaky platypus

When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb

“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!

by The Scam69 August 17, 2022

Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

platypus

code word for alcohol.

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?

by not importantx3. March 11, 2009

platypus

a mammal that lays eggs

i saw a platypus in the river

by luvbugnbella March 2, 2015

perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face

"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"

by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

Platypus

In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!

Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.

"You're such a platypus stain."

by notastain April 26, 2010