by Spitslayer June 18, 2020
by The Scam69 August 17, 2022
The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night
by Jojo-Flano February 04, 2022
Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
Perry The Platypus is so hot
by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 04, 2020
He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
A platypus? Perry the Platypus?!
by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 03, 2024
When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.
"You're such a platypus stain."
by notastain April 24, 2010