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Bend the Knee

1. to bow down to a king or queen
2. to knell to be knighted
3. a popular saying in pop culture

4. an instant classic single by The Singslayer
Person 1: Hey man, what's that song you are playing right now?
Person 2: That's that new fire song. It is called "Bend the Knee" by The Singslayer.
Person 1: Game of Thrones would be proud.
by GOODMusicHERE May 29, 2019
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Sportster Knee

An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.
Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!

Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.
by Ironheader August 17, 2009
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Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.
"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."
by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014
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knee-trembler

quick sex done in an alley behind a bar. see the book anglea's ashes for reference. first chapter
by Michelle August 21, 2003
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Hitty Knee

-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-

A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.

Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.

*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"
by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018
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Knee Cracker

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
by avacado113 July 6, 2016
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Drop the knee

When doing a girl doggie-style, instead of having both knees on the ground, bringing one knee up, leaving the other on the ground.
This modification of a classic move allows for deeper penetration and more leverage.
"What happened with that date last night?"
"Totally dropped the knee on her, she came buckets."

"Yo, Josh! Remember to drop the knee when you're with your girl."
by The Phillip Jenkins December 17, 2008
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