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Bro Hoe

The female equivalent of the Bro. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
I need you Bro Hoe.

Bro Hoe I choose you!!
Happy Valentine's Day Bro Hoe!!
by Alias Does Not Exist February 21, 2018
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Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
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Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.
Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe
by crustmeister May 11, 2018
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Bro Hoe

A male figure who is a hoe but also a bro, about ~5’11 ~white ~plays baseball at a private school ~preachers son ~wears speares ~jeans ~and Has so many female friends you think he’s gay but he’s not
Yo, he’s such a bro hoe.
by Yum-Yum-sauce March 24, 2019
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Bro Hoe

Annoying girls of the white trash variety who try to fix in "with the guys" by wearing brands like RVCA, Fox, Hurley, and more. They also tend to be dessert rats with pink riding gear. More than likely the only machinery they are capable of operating is a manual quad however they might claim to race motor bikes. These girls' bios might look something like this:
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!
Stacy is such a bro hoe always going to the dessert and posting videos of her and her "girls" singing to old Luke Bryan songs.
by Let's be honest July 17, 2016
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The Bro Hoe

The girl that all your bro’s fuck
Brittney is The Bro Hoe for us man!
by Avocados_From_Mexico January 9, 2019
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