Bible

The Bible is a collection of religious texts or scriptures sacred to Christians, Jews, Samaritans, Rastafari and others. It appears in the form of an anthology, a compilation of texts of a variety of forms that are all linked by the belief that they are collectively revelations of God.

“I read the bible today .”

by Sonic_rainboom2000 December 24, 2020

The bible

Bullshit

Guy 1: have you read the bible?
Guy 2: no, its complete bullshit

by DislikedBum November 17, 2018

Bible

A book written by man, not God. That covers the life of discipled and how's God's message was delivered and interpreted from each chosen individual. Throughout time and the spreading of the Bible from land to land. Translations and key words were misinterpreted; twisted; and overlooked.

Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son

evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear

The devil lived and evol is love as seen in the Bible. Our pass has past. We need to treat our planet and each other better!

by PoP-Rox January 14, 2021

bibling

Having coitus on a pile of Bibles, or using a Bible as a phallus for intercourse.

If bibling goes well for us, then our relationship is right with the Lord.

by CharlotteChikfila August 3, 2012

bible

some type of plant or something

wow, look at that bible next to the roses!

by macm123 December 1, 2020

Bible

a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.

misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

The bible

so its like any of the marvel movies there science fiction so like jesus like fuck that guy hes soooooo gay like who cares about the blind people like just let them fall off a cliff like they wont have a good life anyways and like moses ur gay but ur stick lowkey lit like its just like i want this ocean split in half welp why not fuck it

Billy :do you know any good fictional fake books Ron : ya the bible

by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019