Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

burke barber

a little blonde hair fucker who thinks he is the saskatchewan snowmobiler of the year but yet is the dumbest mother fucker you will ever see.

fuck you Burke barber

by Byron regina February 25, 2011

mrs barber

LOVELY!!!!!!!!!

Thats a LOVELY wrong answer there mrs barber

by sorley is gey June 12, 2019

barber king

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.

I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.

by cazort November 12, 2003

Barbers Hill

Barbers hill is a scam It is a lie because kids think they know everything especially Middle school North.they are very disrespectful to there teachers and some of them think there ghetto because they’ve gone to ISS or DAP they are very outrages I don’t trust eny of these evil Kids they will mess up your durt hill!

Kid says:Get away from me your not popular!
Non barbers hill kid:Go suck a toe

by Tunky Rabies March 24, 2019

Turkish barber

The complete opposite of Jewish barber where a man from Turkey becomes a barber. It is used to slag someone of or describe someone who you dont like.

James W "OMG, i hate Craig G so much"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"

by Robert G Allison July 15, 2010

Tom Barber

A Person who's ego is bigger than his house

your such a tom barber

by ANONYMOUS V69 October 19, 2017