textable

adj. a misspelling of textible.

JSYK, it's "textible", not "textable".

by kadatz May 19, 2010

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by Your dumb for searching this September 20, 2017

shoot me a text

Sending a text message.

Hey, just shoot me a text sometime.

by That_One_Lissandra_Main November 14, 2015

closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation

guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!

by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009

One Word Text

What girls use in a text message to indicate that they are done talking to you. Usually implies that they are unhappy with you.

Classic One Word Texts:

Boy Text: "What's up?"

Girl Text: "Nothing."

Boy Text: "I see. I'm just chilling today"

Girl Text: "K"

Boy text: "Is everything ok?"

Girl Text: "Yep"

by pacothejew September 8, 2011

pocket text

when your phone is in your pocket and accidently sends someone a text

Friend: hey whats "ku?"
Me: oh sorry that was a pocket text

by DAGMARTHEUNSTOPPABLE March 29, 2009

text nuke

A text nuke is a text bomb on steroids.

Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...

A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.

*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*

Tara: WTF man, you just sent me 500 text messages!

Me: Yes I just sent you a text nuke!

by Hector Jr November 27, 2009