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Testament

Testament's eighties stuff makes my neck sore.
by TallicaD00dX August 13, 2004
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swipe test

verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.
I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.
by RVPSE August 17, 2011
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The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.
the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?
by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013
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Telstra

1. Fucking Cunts that are gay and suck ass and wont upgrade people to broadband because they are fuckwits

2. providers of internet that is a fucking rip-off

3. providers of internet that is so fucking slow that my gradma could crawl quicker
Internet in Australia is fucking shit because of Telstra
by Tara McKay December 27, 2006
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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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Test Me

Whenever someone says fight me, you can easily dominate them by saying 'test me'. It's just a way to show them that you can stand up for yourself and they will leave you alone.
"Fight me, Bob." "TEST ME!"
by Orexio November 15, 2016
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alligator test

Putting your finger inside a girls mouth to test to see if she is going to use teeth, AKA is a cheese grater.
Bro1: Did you get head from that chick last night?
Bro2: No, she failed the alligator test. No way I would put my dick in there.
by GangBangOrangutan February 28, 2011
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