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Testiclese

A philosopher of sorts dating to the era of Plato and Aristotle. Although he was ahead of his time, he has been regarded as a ground-breaker in the history of modern thought. Throughout the early days of historical philosophy he traveled from city state to city state bringing the word of his chastity to all the greco-roman world.
"He who chastises thineself prosers"-Testiclese
by DustinSchubert January 20, 2011
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pharyngal testicles

A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.
"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."

--Curt
by Pink January 30, 2004
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Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.
"Drink from Testicules!"
by Rockin! July 9, 2007
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testiclesius

n' Spelled "testoclesius"- The second biggest fagg0t ever to grace the earth. He is only surpassed by the one known as saltybluecrackers
www.raw-one.com/forum "TestoGenius Show"
by Sean November 28, 2004
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008
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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles
Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun
by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009
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testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy
L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(
by whodyouthing April 27, 2011
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