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Tess

Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...
Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"

Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"
by Limpdickie2024 November 27, 2024
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A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!

Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020
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Tess is a type of girl who's ego is to high belives that she is above everyone eles, tess' are often call 'tickets'
Oh lord he comes a tess what is she gonna tell us now
by Duckwood October 7, 2017
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Likes dogs and cold weather. Is an social media ghost but will spend her days searching herself up on the internet. Best friends with a Lottie. If you ever meet a Tess you should make sure you stay on her good side, and if you don't get trained in self defense because she will MURDER YOU. Sweet and caring, bossy and energetic, once you have a Tess she's with you for life. Make sure you take care of your Tess as she is fragile and stronger than titanium all at the same time.
"You can never go wrong with a Tess."
by the world is on fire April 16, 2023
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A woman that lives a life full of hardship.
That girl has a tess of a thing going on.
by Herr Gietlbe February 12, 2024
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Tess is gr8
by Yertness April 24, 2018
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Hayden and Tess

Hayden and Tess give ORAL sex together hayden puts his 1cm dick in tesss vagina and then he collapses
Hayden and tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 3, 2024
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