monkey tennis

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

by SimonBr May 5, 2007

Tennis shoes

Shoes for tennis.

Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...

by Evil October 18, 2003

gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

falcon tennis

Champions of the 2018 NHIAA tennis league

Falcon tennis just brought home the ship

by Dust buster 1 May 28, 2017

Bog Tennis

A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.

Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count

Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.

by johners47145 March 9, 2010

Tongue tennis

Another word for making out or
French kissing

Me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night!

by AbsurdFangirl June 27, 2016

street tennis

a game in which the fresh (ghetto) kids at the Academies@Englewood partake on Thursday afternoons

Nathania: So what are you guys doing later?
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.

by ShutUpLAURA October 20, 2009