telephone sideye

telephone sideye is giving a sideye whilst on the telephone. when something is very shocking or surprising

“amber, thats a bombastic sideeye, telephone sideye 😒📞”

“leave me alone ayesha”

by ayesha ꨄ︎ August 31, 2023

Telehubby

when your husband (who is your dad) dresses up as a large yellow/green/purple/red baby monster and you are no longer sexually attracted to their intellect.

Smith: "Hey Helen, what is your husband-dad dressing up as for Halloween?"
Helen: "He is dressing up as the Yellow Teletubby."
Smith: "Oh! He is going to become a Telehubby!"

by Penelopé October 8, 2023

Blue telephone

A male ass also known as bussy. Also similar to pink telephone but ass play instead of masturbation / orgasm

‘ i want you to play with my blue telephone. ‘

by Chanelsoberlin March 31, 2021

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013

Pop's telephone

Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.

Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.

by TheMadScientist81 May 28, 2019

telephones

A plural code name for African Americans. Used in place of the word nigers. Telephones are often very loud, and always seem to be "ringing" or to be overly enthusiastic. This term is most often used so when saying it, African Americans will not know what you are talking about.

Nick: "Yo check out those niggers over there making all that noise."
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"

by JoBanna239 September 21, 2009

telephone actress

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

by LiL MiSS D September 8, 2007