tea

1.
A meal replacement for anorexic people and caffeine addicts.

Makes you pee a lot.

2.
A word used when happy.

1.
"Let's go have some tea then barf it up homie."

"I'm going to pee because I had tea."

2.
Sir: Let's go call on Konrad.

Lady: TEA!

by maaan June 24, 2006

tea

A stereotype for English people, while there are alot of T-STORM here it doesn't mean we like tea. Only people from Richmond-Upon-Thames like tea.

"Dude, tea is disgusting, tea and leaves."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

that’s the tea

The act of placing one’s testicles gingerly into their partner’s mouth, similarly to how you would dip a tea bag in hot water; The act of dipping ones balls into a females mouth after ejaculating.

That’s the Tea bitch!

by Goat135 April 16, 2019

tea

A liquid made of hearbal crap in a bag that is put into water.

I hate drinking tea.

by LPBABY May 18, 2003

Teaing

Teaing is like Tea bagging.
rather than the testicles being singularly placed in the mouth of a sleeping or passed out friend, it is an all out urination whilst the cock and balls are withing their mouth.

Roger passed out so tead him. Teaing is fun!

by Pagbo Z August 3, 2007

tea

sea noodle: i rlly like tea
meat ball: tea is good
sea noodle: i have tea
meat ball: what flavor

sea noodle: no that kinda tea
meat ball: i’m lost
sea noodle: *whispers* i got a F on the math test

1: tea is good with biscuits

2: oh my god I have tea

by datseanoodle April 23, 2019

tea

a source of drama, commonly found in beauty gurus and twitter.

spill that tea

by caylaarcuri May 19, 2019