Taxes

A financial punishment for being an adult

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!

by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Maxi taxied

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.

"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"

by PyroDiction April 2, 2022

Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.

< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >

by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

tria-taxis

It is 10^^^3

I have tria-taxis euro

by Robert darcy November 2, 2023

YOUR Taxes

Are NOT going to me in any way shape or form by me getting paid for AI.

Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025