Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

Hot as Satan's Taint

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.

The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010

Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.

"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."

by Tibbz and Steika August 21, 2008

golden taint

A golden taint is when pee hits the water and splashes back up onto the taint.

"I could really use some baby powder after my golden taint dries up."
"Bitch, you need to clean up this golden taint before I get down on this muff puff.

by Earth Wind and Taint August 12, 2014

taintkisser

A taint is a part of the body between the genitlia and rectum. So, basically an a** hole.

Matt is always late to work he's such a taintkisser.

by NakedSoul January 9, 2015

Taint Blast

The act of forcibly kicking the tip of your shoe, or in some cases, delivering a devastating uppercut to the region between a person's anus and testicles in the case of a man or anus and vagina in the case of a woman thereby leaving that person writhing on the ground, blind with pain.

Brad was being a real asswhistle at the party last night so I had to deliver a world class taint blast to put him in his place.

by Chad Rauschenberger January 12, 2008

Tahina

An awesome, awesome person. When some one does something unusually nice or funny you can use this.

"Hey you seemed down so I brought you some flowers"
"Aww thanks you're such a Tahina!"

by crackadownunder October 31, 2009