taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017

Taking Herman to the Circus

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

by Polio October 18, 2003

Taking you to Rotherham

A euphemism for sordid sexual activity.

If I wasn't such a gent I would be taking you to Rotherham right now.

by barbiegirl12345 November 30, 2011

taking it to the edge

When your having sex or masterbating and about to orgasm but stop, take a 10 second break, then resume. In return, your orgasm is greater.

I love taking it to the edge just so my orgasm is greater and I shoot more.

by Tim Velice May 23, 2008

taking her to the docks

Taking a girl down to the lake with a black guy and proceeding to have unconsented sex with her.

In second life, David and a black guy were taking her to the docks.
At formal, Patrick took Molly to the docks and had a great time!

by AC232323 April 8, 2011

Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 7, 2004