Tyson Blowed

When you get so high that you get knocked out or the spins (dizzy). One of your eyes may looked bruised and swollen shut, just like if you were to get punched by Mike Tyson.

I'm freaking out!
No, your just Tyson Blowed.

by Socialr.com March 1, 2009

tysoned

1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him

Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC

by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011

Tyson

Has ruined me for any other guy..hung like a donkey and knows everything right in using it..he has the cutest little wrinkles under each bum cheek that are so adorable..knows how to wear red aerodynamic garments.x my dream guy

Tyson,Tyson he's our man,he can pound you better than anyone can

by TCS80 June 21, 2022

Mike Tysoned

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020

Tyson

French.

"That guy is SO Tyson, eating that baguette. Hon Hon Hon!"

by dickdickcat October 10, 2016

Tyson

An exceedingly hot man. he has the biggest muscles that you will ever see. His 10 - inch dong. this dude will usually be able to get any girl he chooses but will only go with one to stay honest.

Male: oh! My! have you seen Tyson at the gym
Female: oh yes1

by Hard T May 23, 2018

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009