twaffle

Dirty or over used vagina; usually used by women about other women

That twaffle better not come around my man

by badman31 November 10, 2013

Twaf

Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. When trying to call someone a twat on the sly but get it wrong. Horribly wrong.

Cat just called me a twaf. She cant even insult people right.

by Wincantonisgreat December 5, 2017

Twastigated

Twastigated means to be Twisted and Agitated at the same time.

I'm having a party and 50% of my guests just cancelled, the shrimp is rotten, i'm feeling so Twastigated right now.

by Bernadette Ferdinand May 19, 2009

Twash

Especially pointless or useless comments made on Twitter; i.e. Twitter + Trash = Twash.

Man, this guy's feed is nothing but Twash.

by MabelJay August 5, 2011

Twaffel

Female version of a douche bag, douche canoe, douche lord or any derritive of a douche-nozzle.

Janet is such a Twaffel, I hope she gets crabs for her birthday.

by Cunniliguist September 19, 2013

Twasm

A crossed inbred of a twat and a spasm! In other words, someone who is a complete DIVWAD!!

Example: Emz

by Emz+Madz January 24, 2004

twatfish

sperm, semen, the guys, seeds, man milk.

joe: hey man you can have sloppy seconds if you want..

mike: hell no i dont want anyones twatfish on my member

by the deviant December 13, 2003