tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

double trouble

(n.) When you are puking and shitting simultaneously. Often this leads to a logistical quandry; "Do I sit on the trashcan?? Wait! NO!!! ::BLAAAGHHHH FTTTT::"

I had to call off work when I woke up to double trouble. Must have been from last night's combination of sangria and Wild Turkey.

by usefulnuisance December 15, 2012

bubble trouble

A very addicting game on miniclip...

Bubble trouble is awesome

by anonymous12 April 30, 2006

porn trouble

The trouble that you are in when your wife finds your porn.

"Shit man, I've got porn trouble, she found my stash"

by eastern August 6, 2008

Big Trouble in Little China

An erection in public.

Abbreviated to Big Tilch.

Uh oh. Big Trouble in Little China...

by rob o'cop April 27, 2008

double trouble

Having Diarhea and vomiting at the same time.

I don't even know how it's possible! I threw up and crapped diarhea at the same time! That's Double Trouble

by Schwindlig November 16, 2006

bum trouble

The condition commonly known as diarrhoea. A polite way of describing it.

James S: Aw i had to leave early again today
David R: Aw man why?
James S: Still got a bit of bum trouble man,

by Edgar Wacky January 15, 2006