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Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.
Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.
Toaster by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"
Toaster by Toaster bath enjoyer December 2, 2024
That man is a toaster
Toaster by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025
a shit thing that never fucking works
why the fuck do you have a toaster
everyone's favorite rubber ducky

Be careful with putting it in the bath tub. The toast might get soggy
"Honey, where'd you put my toaster? I can't take a bath without it
toaster by Gatewayfence October 4, 2026

toaster bath 

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.
I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath
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