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Tennessee Top Hat

Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.
If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!
by ruthless November 17, 2004
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Tennessee

A great place to live
Among the Greatest states known in The South. It has many different qualities for those who would look, some good and some bad.
Tennessee became the 16th state to enter the union in 1796. It was the first state in the south to seek readmission into the union after the civil war. It was the first southern state to be free of presidential reconstruction. Site of the fames scopes or monkey trial in the 1920s which fought on whether or not evolution or christianity was to be taught in schools (The lawyer for the christians knew how to be a lawyer, but did not know the topic on which he was working as a lawyer). Place where one can find all sorts of cultures, depending on what part of the state you are looking in. Eastern Tennessee has part of the Appalachian (App-u-latch-in) Mountain chain running through it. It has some of the most beautiful hill country in the US. Middle and Western Tennessee are know for their agricultural, industrial, and cultural centers. Nashville is the capitol of the state, and also the headquarters of country music (The 4th oldest form of mainstream music, the first three being classical, jazz, and blues). The other big city is Memphis, located on the Mississippi River, is a large cultural center for Jazz and blues musicians.

Now the not so good parts of Tennessee.
We do have an appreciable KKK presence (though the KKK is worse in the gulf states), a sub-par public education system (elementary, its ok to decent. Middle, its average to a little below. High school, can either be very bad, or rather good, depending on the high school attended) Colleges, depending on the one used, can be either decent to excellent (Northeast state = decent, UT = excellent).
We do have an obesity problem here, but that is due mainly to the fact that living in a rural area where one commonly drives 30+ miles to get to ones destination tends to make one lazy. Urbanites tend to get more exercise because they walk a lot of areas. We do have some "Rednecks, Hicks, and Hillbillies" but this is a relatively small problem, and these groups are just as likely to be found in other states in the south, and *gasp* North, West, and East states too.
Tennessee, a good place to live
by Keairan May 14, 2007
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Tennessee coin purse

To take the loose skin from one's nutsack, stretching it over the penis, and holding against the body above the penis.
she was pissing me off, so i showed her a tennessee coin purse to gross her out.
by spankmaster flash 5000 July 11, 2010
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Tennesee Locomotive

Take a hit of weed and proceed taking a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey (80 proof) while holding in all weed smoke. Once the whiskey is swallowed, then exhale the smoke. Thus making the Tennessee locomotive.
Tennesee Locomotive is always the best motive.

At the party last night, I rode my first Tennessee Locomotive. I had a burn in my chest and was completely shit faced after 3 Tennessee Locomotives.
by Party boy McGee October 27, 2010
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Tennessee Hot Chicken

When a woman hasn't showered in three days, sits on your neck with her vagina facing you, and then pees.
by Nace August 29, 2016
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Tennessee Twister

The act of fucking your Cousin while in the back of your Fathers pickup truck while doing donuts in the parking lot of a abortion clinic.
Hey I heard Noah pulled Tennessee Twister with his Cousin.

Oh shit! I heard Sally and Jim jiim did that last week!
by SenorNoodles June 18, 2016
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tennessee tilt

A terrible new vehicle trend from the millennial country kids. You take a perfectly good 4x4 truck and then you jack the front up so the headlights are in the trees and the back of your truck resembles a dog with an itchy ass, rubbing across the carpet.

Usually seen with money sign stickers and witty phrases stuck on the windshield Ricky Bobby style, you'll hear this truck before you see it. Obnoxiously loud pipes and the top 40 hip hop (or Florida Georgia Line) are common amongst the tilted crowd.
Don't worry about going off road, these trucks are not made for anything but paved roads, despite the amount of camoflauge the driver is wearing.
Redneck gangster 1 "Hey beau, you seen Tom's new truck?"
Redneck gangster 2 "Yea son, I seent it struttin down by the tasty freeze last Tuesday, that Tennessee TilT his dad bought him looks clean as hell"
by Yourmomsfavdicktionary June 3, 2016
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