tom

Cockney rhyming slang for jewellery, preferably something classy and not a sovereign ring.

Abbreviated from tomfoolery.

That's a nice bit of tom you've got there, luv!

by A total Kent December 31, 2010

Tom

Robot god. Inventor of the internet.

ZOMG Tom u made teh interwebz!!!!1!11!one!1 Buttsecks now plz??!/

by King Nick the XXVII August 14, 2007

Tom

Commonly known as a retard. Referring to the Tom in The Secret of the American Teenager. Female Toms are referred to as Tammys or Tomias. Tom is an insult, but also a lifestyle.

Jon: "Kurt, do you know what 2+2 equals?"
Kurt: "No.. that's too hard of a question!"
Jon: "Wow Kurt, you're such a Tom"

by Tom&Tammy January 25, 2010

Tom

An older man who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger woman. A male cougar. (Reference to a literal male cougar)

A tom without a kitten is like a dog without a bone.. and I just boned that kitten before Tom.

by penumbras April 7, 2010

Tom

Tom, or 'Time Of Month', is a simple sort of abbreviation in case you don't like saying out loud that you're on your period.

I think Tom's on his way. I hate him.

by Poodley Star March 14, 2009

Tom

a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody

You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.

by your dad's man tits September 1, 2010

Tom

A nonce who you sit next to in Seal and Maths

Tom stop stealing my stuff and being a nonce

by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019