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Taking a Tyrone

Taking a Tyrone refers to when you have to take a really large shit and you pretend it's a large dicked black man named Tyrone pulling his cock out of you as the turd slides out. This is considered heterosexual because you're only pretending that a large dicked black man named Tyrone is pulling his monster cock out you instead of it this act actually taking place.
The really large shit that I just took felt like a large dicked black man named Tyrone pulling his meat out of me. I wish that every shit I took, felt like I was taking a Tyrone!
by iyaoyasao2 December 24, 2010
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Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Taking Action

Taking action is often referred to as doing something very awesome or legit. People who take action are often verbally rewarded among their friends. Situations in which people try to take action but fail end up becoming problematic. Some may link it to sexual activities, although this phrase is only occasionally used when talking of such things.
1. Luke: Dude did you see that 360noscope I just did?
Alex: hell yea I did that takes action.
2. Kendell: Josh I'm taking action.
Josh: dude what did you do?
Kendell: I just convinced my mom to buy me a ps4 if I shoveled the snow out of the driveway.
Josh: holy sh*t talk about taking action!
3. Collin: Man, did you see the Super Bowl?
Max: yea who didn't?
Collin: the seahawks were so close to taking action.
Max: I know right, that would have taken so much action if they would have won.
by ActionTaker February 10, 2015
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taking the option

When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.
"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"

"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."
by Sliver92 January 10, 2010
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Taking it out on Twitter

When people decide to use Twitter to express any anxiety, disgust, or over powering emotions in a series of spaced out Tweets.
John: "Hey did you see Stephanie's tweets yesterday about how bad her mother pissed her off?"
Sally: "Ya! She was definitely taking it out on Twitter."
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Taking you to Rotherham

If I wasn't such a gent I would be taking you to Rotherham right now.
by barbiegirl12345 November 30, 2011
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Taking a Teke

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...
Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...
by Schaeffdaddy May 16, 2017
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