Thundercunt

(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.

Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?

by BassyMichaelis4 August 29, 2023

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Maria Sims is a thundercunt

by JazzyJ69420 August 9, 2017

Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

Thundercunted

A term used to describe a person who high as fuck while been surrounded by some of the greatest people on earth, and has a complete feeling of been absolutely wasted, in a space where space and time no longer have any effect and the people you are with just make you feel so special, that they alter the earths meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms of internal peace and absolute euphoria.

I feel so thundercunted.

by Thefrerk June 6, 2022

Thundercunt

Verb: A derogatory term meaning to drop kick something with extreme force.

“I’m about to Thundercunt these car batteries into the ocean with the fury of a Greek god.”

by What isn’t taken August 27, 2023

Talentless Button-Pushing Thundercunts

Daft Punk

"Daft Punk are talentless button-pushing thundercunts"

by Kitchen appliance January 28, 2014