The dreaded fitness test.
No one likes it.
People think it's child abuse.
Once you do it, you'll literally die in thirty seconds.
No one likes it.
People think it's child abuse.
Once you do it, you'll literally die in thirty seconds.
The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively... we need to stop typing in this crap
by ojj21006 May 25, 2018
1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.
2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
by NyC PrO July 31, 2012
When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you
by iddunno March 22, 2021
I want to test drive this car.
I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.
Let's test drive the ironing board.
I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.
Let's test drive the ironing board.
by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005
A term coined by Bob Ross, he would use it as a way to describe when you have to paint something that could very easily ruin the painting. Typically it'd also be something he'd tell you not to trace or copy the way he does it.
Also usable as any time you need to do something with high risk/reward.
Also usable as any time you need to do something with high risk/reward.
by Zedek December 08, 2012
Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.
Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.
by Pheecees December 14, 2021
The broccoli test is a test of whether your significant other is in tune with you. If you and your SO are at opposite ends of the produce department at a grocery store, and you decide that you want broccoli, you should be able to communicate that to your SO without yelling across the store.
by Henry Z. January 03, 2009