pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

by jess86 May 27, 2007

soul patch

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

by Steve May 13, 2005

privacy patch

any artice of clothing worn discreetly to hide your "hooha" or private area.

"Danann CAN do a keg stand although in a dress b/c of her PRIVACY PATCH"

by Danann, Amanda, Tracy, Charlene, Erin January 26, 2005

pirate patch

The REAL true original name for "eyepatch"
As the English language deteriorated over time into various forms of slang, the word "eyepatch" was introduced into society. Thus, incorrectly replacing "pirate patch."

Tina: I really need a pirate patch to wear.

Son" You mean an eye patch?

Tina: Nooo it's really called an pirate patch! Look it up on urban dictionary!

Son: Oh, you're so right, it IS called a pirate patch. I'm so stupid and you're so smart Tina.goshhhh

by ohhhwhatnow October 31, 2009

Diesel Patches

some random dude

Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

Snatch Patch

Term for women who don't shave down there.

She has a snatch patch.

by James Henry July 20, 2004

Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016