The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023

Gillette Violin

Self-harm involving a razor blade, usually across the wrist in a horizontal motion, reminiscent of how a violinist holds the bow and runs it back and forth when playing.

"Sarah's been playing the gillette violin recently; those cuts look fresh."
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"

by Pentasyllabic September 26, 2017

Violin Expert

Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.

John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'

Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'

John-'Not like that, you nerd'

by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016

Playing the violin

Inserting the middle and ring finger into the vagina and massaging the g spot with rapid vigorous motion to guarantee a nice squirt squirt aka down syndrome of the vagina

I went over to my chicks house and was playing the violin until she squirted all over my face

by Nuttsack916 February 22, 2025

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

by Pineapple trombone March 6, 2018

tracing a violin

performing oral sex

“Hey I heard he was tracing a violin on her last night...”
“Omg what a skank!”

by papalicious April 27, 2021

Violin Player

gets angry at violas and cellos,or at 2nd violins

1st Violin Player:"Shut the hell up"
2nd Violin Player:"n o"

by yeetusgoesbell November 26, 2019