United States Of Free Trials

United States Of Free Trials

United States Of Free Trials

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019

trial beer

The term someone uses to take small samples of beer, normally half pints or less, to avoid actually drinking - either because they can't or wont for whatever reason.

JJ: "What are you drinking?"
Barry: "I think I'll have a trial beer of the Honey Strawberry Sugar Blast first then trial the Organic Orange Sunrise next"

by bananasandbeer March 8, 2024

Trial Dick

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.

Hit me up if you want some trial dick.

by Jdubllu May 14, 2021

Trial

Is there a trial I should be at right now?

Hym "Something-something definitions... Something-something lexicon... Is there a trial I should be at right now? Hold on Sam, do it in the live half and not the fun half if it's not there the 4th condition will be added... I gotta watch this...."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

Salem witch trials

People being hanged in the 17th century by a bunch of pick me's

Convicted: Im innocent!

Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!

Salem witch trials

by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025

Trial of Sol

When you have major sleep issues and can't sleep, so as an attempt of trying to fix your sleep cycle, you decide to stay awake the WHOLE day and sleep at a "normal time" the next day, without the use of 'cheats' or stay awake serums.

The process is harsh, intense and enduring, but the reward at the end is well worth. Are you up for the challenge?

"Hey John, just finished a Trial of Sol yesterday!"
"Wow! You're one fucking cool guy not gonna lie I love you"

"Hey Wife! I just finished a Trial of Sol, sorry going to bed no sex today!"
"Nate, I'm filing for divorce and taking the kids"

by Kuaqe January 30, 2025