A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
Get the Randy Newmanmug. by Greg Nash June 15, 2017
Get the A Newman bragmug. by 02nig May 19, 2018
Get the kyle newmanmug. 
by Likdk July 13, 2017
Get the isaac newmanmug. a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones
by JK Y THO? May 13, 2016
Get the newman collegemug. When you shave your pubes in the shape of a mustache and a girl gives you a blow job. You get a blow job and she gets a mustache ride. Inspired by the baddest ass in America.
by Rex Butts August 8, 2018
Get the The Newmanmug.