Bend the Knee

1. to bow down to a king or queen
2. to knell to be knighted
3. a popular saying in pop culture

4. an instant classic single by The Singslayer

Person 1: Hey man, what's that song you are playing right now?
Person 2: That's that new fire song. It is called "Bend the Knee" by The Singslayer.
Person 1: Game of Thrones would be proud.

by GOODMusicHERE May 29, 2019

Sportster Knee

An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.

Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!

Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.

by Ironheader August 17, 2009

Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014

knee-trembler

quick sex done in an alley behind a bar. see the book anglea's ashes for reference. first chapter

by Michelle August 21, 2003

gammy knee

Whenever you have a sore knee from rugby. There are 3 stages of gammy knee:
1. Faking it
2. Sore knee
3. Operation

"Are you going to rugby?"
"No i have a gammy knee"

by Rugby injuries June 4, 2014

Knee Cracker

The cracker behind your knee.

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.

by avacado113 July 6, 2016

Knee Arson

the act of committing knee theft and then committing arson on the knee

this guys misgendered my friend so i committed knee arson

by yeet the knee January 8, 2021