jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

Jive Turkey

unreliable, show boat, or makes empty promises

You weren't in vietnam, you jive turkey.

by CL101101 October 27, 2008

jive couter

When that pussy is nasty and musty

Damn that’s one jive couter

by Neucam11 November 13, 2017

Hand Jive

Doing something by hand or with your hands. Example ... a truck is backing up a small trailer into a tight spot but cannot get all the way in so you unhook the trailer and hand jive it the rest of the way into the spot.

Where is the dolly to move the new desk into the back office ? We have four guys here let's just hand jive it, it will be quicker.

by Pvt. Joe Snuffy March 17, 2022

nocturne jive

the ideas you come up with at night

Man you're just talking nocturne jive.

by AbleCrooke January 8, 2015

Hip to the jive

I understand what you are communicating. You can't fool me.
The wording may be slightly off because alta vista was having some translation problems the day I tried.
Also see hip and jive

I am reeeeeeal old and I still want you too think I am cool. So when I hear you using slang terms, that I have no idea whatsoever the meaning of, I will say, "I'm hip to the jive baby".

by qqtpie September 23, 2005

Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.

Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004