Tess-ann

THE BADDEST BITCH A LIFE😜DOLLY IN REAL LIFE

Tess-ann is a Bad Bitch

by Anna Bramwell November 22, 2021

Tess Taylor

American reality TV personality known for her reality show Pretty Wild with her sisters Gabby and Alexis Neiers (who was involved in the Hollywood Bling Ring robberies.) She became Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year in 2010. Basically she wanted to be famous, so she got her tits out for an old saggy man.

Person 1: Can you remember that show Pretty Wild that got cancelled?
Person 2: Yeah that Alexis Neiers got charged for them Bling Ring robberies on Orlando Bloom and other celebrities.
Person 1: Yeah and her adopted sister Tess Taylor got her tits out for Playboy and was Cyber Girl of the year.

by accioharry June 4, 2012

Tess-Bomb

When a girl leads you on, then breaks your heart by asking out one of your friends!

Nice young Lad: Hey I really like you

Skank: hey lets talk for a really long time until you feel an attachment for me!!

1 MONTH LATER~

Nice Young Lad: I have really strong feelings for you and have never felt this way about a girl before, Would u go out with me?

Skank: oh ya sorry but out of no where im dating one of ur good friends!

Random Eavsedropper: Yo Bro, you got straight up Tess-bomb'd!!!

Nice Young Lad: Hey random guy, you wanna go listen to some sad music and smoke a blunt

Random eavesdropper: no doubt man!

by Half~a~heart May 11, 2010

Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.

Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator

Don’t talk to me

by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021

Tess Tickles

The action of putting your balls across sand paper and tickling all the hair off.

Oh man dude I just got out of the locker room and the guys were taking turns doing Tess Tickles.

by Tess will tickle September 9, 2021

Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018

tess y.

has a crush on curly-haired, african danish :3

hope danish doesnt see this
-tess y.

ke en : who has a crush on a curly-haired african boii

danish : tess y.

by singaporeanmonkegirl November 27, 2021