Teddybears 

When you get weed stuck in your throat/lungs after inhaling from a shitty pipe or bong.
Because real teddybears are also nice and make you feel fuzzy but you absolutely do not want them in your trachea.

uhmimamanduh (11:54:54 PM): the other day i choked on weed and said "oh TEDDYBEARS" and now when you get weed stuck in your throat using a pipe/bong it's called teddybears

"I got teddybears yesterday. I blame Costa Rica for their shitty craftsmanship because they made the hole too fucking big."

Teddybears by omgyourelikefamous July 20, 2009

Teddybear 

A fat and cuddly nigga called Neel

Ma teddybear!

Teddybear by KuayYedMae September 27, 2022

teddybears mouth 

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.

" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".

teddybears mouth by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017

Swedish Teddybear 

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

Swedish Teddybear by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011

Angry Teddybear 

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And then punch her when she cries.

"I dont think she is gonna call me back, I gave her the angry teddybear."

Angry Teddybear by Treyspikes January 24, 2009

Teddybear 

A horny weeb attracted to Katsuki bakugo

Bakugo: shut up teddybear

Teddybear by Anonymous420699 October 25, 2020

Sticky Teddybear 

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

Sticky Teddybear by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008