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Task

n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.
Guy 1: Wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?

Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy

Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.
by TCU June 10, 2011
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multit-tasker

An individual who, while engaged in foreplay, has the ability to give focused attention to more than one breast at a time.
Oh yeah, the sex was fantastic. He's quite the multit-tasker.
by Tee-bag July 4, 2008
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Tasko

OMG that guy is so hot he is such Tasko.
Oh look Wendy, there is a Tasko!
Obviously Europe is where you will find the most Taskos!
You are not hot enough to be a Tasko.
by Macia February 22, 2009
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Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
by wer999999 January 30, 2010
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Tasklehasser

A small midgeted man that lives in ovens and/or microwaves. His job consists of removing pancake batter resin from a cooking device.
Don't worry about the dishes honey, the tasklehasser will get it.


The god damn dishes are still dirty! Good for nothin' piece of shit tasklehasser didnt do his job yet.
by Warren Salasky April 10, 2009
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Taskforce 13

the best fanfiction anyone will EVER read.
Taskforce 13 is the shit
by uncfan1991 April 20, 2011
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Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...
by just your average suburban September 6, 2022
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