n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.
Guy 1: Wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy
Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy
Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.
by TCU June 10, 2011
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by Tee-bag July 4, 2008
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• tasker
• task
• task master
• task manager
• TaskRabbit
• tasdik
• Taskeen
• Tasaddik
• Tasaduq
OMG that guy is so hot he is such Tasko.
Oh look Wendy, there is a Tasko!
Obviously Europe is where you will find the most Taskos!
You are not hot enough to be a Tasko.
Oh look Wendy, there is a Tasko!
Obviously Europe is where you will find the most Taskos!
You are not hot enough to be a Tasko.
by Macia February 22, 2009
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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;
2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;
3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
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-tasker
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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;
2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;
3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"
Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"
Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"
Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"
Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"
Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"
Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"
Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"
Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
by wer999999 January 30, 2010
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Don't worry about the dishes honey, the tasklehasser will get it.
The god damn dishes are still dirty! Good for nothin' piece of shit tasklehasser didnt do his job yet.
The god damn dishes are still dirty! Good for nothin' piece of shit tasklehasser didnt do his job yet.
by Warren Salasky April 10, 2009
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by uncfan1991 April 20, 2011
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-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
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