swiney

When one coughs, sneezes, or breathes and everyone assumes they have swine flu.

Bob's a bit swiney this week, i reckon we should quarantine him with Glen 20.

by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009

Dick swipe

A game played by a minimum of 4 men, its where 3 men or more pull out their dicks, and the other is the judge, the judge stares at their dicks as he swipes through men's nudes, whenever a judge sees a dick move or cum/pee the losing nigga is called gay for a whole month and bisexual for 16 more days.

When you play a game of Dick swipe you know that pee is actually stored in the balls.

by notpublished March 1, 2018

swipeout

An embarrassing encounter resulting from a credit/ATM card not working due to exceeding credit limit or overusage.

I wanted to take my girl RB to dinner at the Sizzlers, but couldn't because I didn't have any cash and was afraid that my credit card would be a swipeout.

by Robertino C. July 28, 2008

swipe game

Run a credit card through a strippers ass

Hey gurrrrllllll let me use that swipe game

by praisethesun123 April 21, 2017

Pinky Swipe

The act of taking ones pinky finger and rooting around in said persons belly and swiping it upon your friends upper lip.

Dude your pinky swipe smelled like ass butter.

by The elusive swiper November 2, 2008

Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.

Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"

by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008

The McCarty Swipe

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.

by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009