swiney2

Professional ball itcher, swiney2 is called when you need your balls itch

"Man my balls itch, lemme call swiney2"

by not swiney2 September 19, 2021

swingy hangy things

It's the things that look like monkey bars but are actually longer than them. They hang from the ceiling and are swingy like a trapeze.

I swung on the swingy hangy things.
He caught himself by the swingy hangy things.

by nightsimp December 31, 2021

Tindler Swindler Pussy

Pussy capable of causing a person to do the unthinkable, leaving a person susceptible to being swindled.

In 2009 Mr. Davis agreed to loan Ms. Koffia $10,000 with the hopes of getting repaid, after getting a taste of her Tindler Swindler Pussy. It now 2022 and Koffia debt is outstanding.

by Sweetwater242 May 7, 2022

sindy

enough of a tart to rival hooker barbie

"that girl is such a sindy"

by bobznsaz March 24, 2007

swindon

chav central - buy cheap (and nasty) Burberry in the "Designer" outlet. Has the highest percentage of people without a passport in Britain, and the highest ratio of McDonalds meals eaten to inhabitants in Europe.

Also used as perjorative term, see below.

Highlights - the A40 to Oxford

Lowlights - Christ where do I start????

F*ck me, you're thick...are you from Swind*n???

by stokeU August 6, 2004

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

The Great Rock'N'Roll Swindle

One of the best Sex Pistols albums, also made into a movie.

Its the only album that has "My Way" by Sid Vicious clearly recorded.

by Holly the smartass January 22, 2005