Dirty Swiffer

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.

"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"

by adamkadmon May 12, 2009

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.

Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008

swiffer

when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor

What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!

by Da' Hamma November 30, 2003

Swiffer Wet Jet

Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.

Guy 1: Dude this girl was a freak she totally Swiffer Wet Jetted me.

Guy 2: Dude that's gross!.

by Agricai September 25, 2011

bifter shifter

1. A game which involves passing a bifter around a large group of people.

"That last game of bifter shifter really fucked me up!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Shifter Walk

A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*

Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.

Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.

by T-Baggen June 18, 2011