Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 8, 2022

Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.

After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.

by Ict November 13, 2019

weight loss surgery

Any of several surgical procedures designed to produce substantial weight reduction in obese patients refractory to conventional measures.

Current options for weight loss surgery include the following:

1. Gastric bypass, in which the esophagus is essentially connected directly to the small intestine. This reduces caloric intake at the expense of considerable potential adverse effects.
2.Gastric banding, also referrred to as bariatric surgery, compresses the stomach by means of an external mechanical device. Appetite and capacity are reduced resulting in gradual weight loss.
3.Above-knee amputation produces weight reduction in a biphasic pattern. The immediate post-operative drop is supplemented by a long-term increase in caloric expenditure derived from hopping.

by Pbaddy September 7, 2009

butt surfer

a man or woman who desires to fuck people in the ass, both male and female.

My boyfreind love anal sex too much. I know he is just a butt surfer.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Snurger

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Tradionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

by Byrone chic chic chamoan November 26, 2007