The token soccer mom SUV. Usually has 4-5 bumper stickers on the tailgate bragging about how her little shit plays little-league soccer and/or is an honor student at the local middle school.
I laugh everytime I see a suburban in my neighborhood because they're so predictable. Always being driven by an overweight 35-40 year old woman.
by the bg August 21, 2004
Get the suburban mug.The act of maintaining your lawn and home in suburban sprawl. Making sure that your lawn looks better than your neighbors’ lawn at all costs. Using a lawn service and chemical weapons to make sure you have the nicest lawn on the block. Descibes the extent that people will go to have the nicest lawn on the block.
This weekend suburban warfare was hot and heavy. Everyone was out working on their lawn and putting mulch down. Chemical warfare was at an all time high; those lawns are so toxic, only the grass can live.
Did you see Jones working on his lawn all day putting those chemical down? He fired the first shot; suburban warfare is on…
Did you see Jones working on his lawn all day putting those chemical down? He fired the first shot; suburban warfare is on…
by Fredman December 27, 2008
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The Rise and Fall of Suburbia in 2 Sentences -
Earth's suburbs are so large that I can see them from the moon said Papa Space Alien. It's too bad the humans will destroy their planet like we destroyed ours at the rate they're building those things now said Space Alien Jr.
Earth's suburbs are so large that I can see them from the moon said Papa Space Alien. It's too bad the humans will destroy their planet like we destroyed ours at the rate they're building those things now said Space Alien Jr.
by Octo Kitten May 30, 2013
Get the Suburbia mug.A movie created in 1984 about the Punks of the 80's.
This movie is about the struggles between the runaways and rejects of society, verses the upright concerned citizens of a place called Suburbia.
Only 3 of the people in the cast were actually actors, all the others were actually punks found at shows, including Flea from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers (playing the role of Razzle).
This movie also features these bands in many scenes playing shows: T.S.O.L., DI, and The Vandals - and music from The Germs.
This movie is about the struggles between the runaways and rejects of society, verses the upright concerned citizens of a place called Suburbia.
Only 3 of the people in the cast were actually actors, all the others were actually punks found at shows, including Flea from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers (playing the role of Razzle).
This movie also features these bands in many scenes playing shows: T.S.O.L., DI, and The Vandals - and music from The Germs.
Suburbia Plot:
"When household tensions and a sense of worthlessness overcome Evan, he finds escape when he clings with the orphans of a throw-away society. The runaways hold on to each other like a family until a tragedy tears them apart."
- Credit: IMDB.com
"When household tensions and a sense of worthlessness overcome Evan, he finds escape when he clings with the orphans of a throw-away society. The runaways hold on to each other like a family until a tragedy tears them apart."
- Credit: IMDB.com
by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008
Get the Suburbia mug.Used to describe the barren wasteland known as suburbia. Its a play on the Persian suffix -stān, added to other wastelands such as Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, and Uzbekistan.
I had to skip the party because it required travel to Suburbistan and I didn't have my papers with me.
by shadoelord January 5, 2010
Get the Suburbistan mug.The most prevalent vermin in the USA, usually indigenous to the Midwest. Recognized by the following characteristics:
-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.
-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.
-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.
-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.
-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.
-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.
Suburbanite: Ooh, I don't like it in the city! I might get shot or mugged or something!
City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!
City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!
by Mickey O'Brien September 3, 2010
Get the Suburbanite mug.Defined as the personality transformation you go thru when moving from the hood to the suburbs. Usually a black person who slowly turns into a under cover white person. starts saying things like " oh my gosh" and "like" after every word. Listening to rock alternative music.. playing beer pong and drinking yagermister. start doin and saying crazy things.
Keke: Damn did u just say you cant wait until the new nickelback cd comes out? who the hell is that ?
Miracle: like You dont know who that is ? Oh My God! its like rock n roll sis! duh!
keke: When THe hell you start listening to rock n roll?
Miracle: all my friends at school do....
Keke: poor thing... you are definitly suburbanized ...
Miracle: like You dont know who that is ? Oh My God! its like rock n roll sis! duh!
keke: When THe hell you start listening to rock n roll?
Miracle: all my friends at school do....
Keke: poor thing... you are definitly suburbanized ...
by kekeA February 7, 2010
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